android18: neofriend: Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…
juicy-bliss: call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs. Hold on
How to fall in love
poschee: Find a complete stranger. Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour. Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes. York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love. He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the...
stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
dumpsterfetus: A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY